Legal Code of the Provisional Territories of the F.A.R.T.

The Legal Code, provided in Article 6 of the First National Constitution, is the primary judicial precedent in the Provisional Territories of the F.A.R.T., which uses civil law based off of this article. It is intended to be enforced entirely by the Justice Department of the Central Government of the F.A.R.T.

Due Process
As stipulated in Article 6, Section 1, Clause 3 of the Constitution, "In the Courts of the F.A.R.T., defendants are guaranteed an impartial trial by a judge, jury, and executioner of their superiors, where they shall be considered Guilty until proven Guilty."

Methods of Punishment
Capitol crimes are punishable by simulated execution by a Nerf firing squad and non-capitol crimes are punishable by fines of Imperial F.A.R.T. Dollars. Imprisonment is not realized as a punishment, because the F.A.R.T. does not have any active jail facilities.

Simulated Death
The F.A.R.T. has an unusual system of war and punishment known as "simulated death." Simulated death is caused by being shot by a Nerf or Airsoft gun in such a way that all parties involved conclude that the wound would have been lethal had the weapon been a more dangerous firearm, and will thus be considered metaphorically deceased.

Crimes and Punishments
Clauses 1 through 4 of Article 6, Section 2, list actions considered criminal in the F.A.R.T. as follows:


 * 1. Felonies punishable by death: Homicide, War Crimes, High Treason, or Conspiracy to Commit High Treason.


 * 2. Felonies NOT punishable by death: Attempted Homicide, Armed Robbery, and Assault and or Battery.


 * 3. Misdemeanors punishable by death: Resisting Arrest, Tax Evasion, Indecent Exposure, Low Treason, Conspiracy to Commit Low Treason, Disorderly Conduct, and Free Speech.


 * 4. Misdemeanors NOT punishable by death: Unarmed Robbery, Counterfeiting, Petty Theft, and Manslaughter.