Third Decree of the Third Midget Master

THIRD DECREE OF THE THIRD MIDGET MASTER

III: Founding of the Midget Nation-in-Exile


 * The Midget Empire is hereby renamed the Midget Nation-in-Exile.
 * The Midget Nation-in-Exile, like the Midget Empire, is ruled by the Midget Master.
 * The Midget Master holds absolute power in the Midget Nation-in-Exile.
 * A Decree of the Midget Master (such as this one) may not be lawfully challenged or disobeyed, unless by the terms of a later decree.
 * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby reaffirms the eternal alliance with the Footballers of Rushy Meadow Primary School (first made in June 2006).
 * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby issues a formal apology for the hostile actions taken by the Midget Army in April 2003 against them to the Push Bench Gang.
 * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby issues a formal apology to the Skipping Rope Gang for the hostile actions taken against them by the Midget Army in April and May 2006.
 * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby issues a formal apology to the Quietarians for the hostile actions taken against them by the Midget Army in October 2003.
 * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby issues a formal apology to all those adversely affected by the hostile actions taken by the Midget Army on 20 August 2005.
 * The Midget Nation-in-Exile hereby issues a formal apology to all those adversely affected by the hostile actions taken by the Midget Army against the Upper Playground of Rushy Meadow Primary School in May 2006.

Decreed on Wednesday 30th December 2009, on the one thousand two hundred and forty eighth day of her reign, by Midget Master Caroline III:

[Signed]