User:DrukeTheFluke/Adopt a language

'''You can adopt a dog, you can adopt a cat, you can adopt a panda and you can even adopt a BEAR! But here, you can adopt a language for your micronation. '''

Guaranteed to improve any micronation's professionalism, any day!

However, I am only giving it away to micronations who don't have a conlang. If a micronation already has one or several conlangs, they are not applicable to accept this offer. For example, if you had a coin, and two people wanted the coin. One person had no money at all, while the other was filthy rich and rolling in money, of course you will give the coin to the poor person. So multi-conlang micronations, if you want this, think about the micronations which don't have a conlang however really want one.

The pack includes several great features... You will get to name the language after your nation, you will get a certificate of authenticity, free lessons to learn the language (by me), a brochure about the language, physical flag style of the language, a keymap containing the special characters used in the language (mac users only, since the keymap is only compatible with mac) as well as medal containing the logo of the language. Until you learn the language, I will be happy to do free translations.

Note: You will only get the medal, booklet, physical flag and  certificate of authenticity if you live in the EU, due to postage costs.