Constitution of New Finland

Article 1
The State is Governed by the President, who is assisted by his Ministers at all times. He is also, on large decisions, assisted by the Witan.

Article 2
Punishments for crimes will be decided by the Government. Crimes are as follows:

Possession of Tobacco

Possession of Violins

Possession of Begonias

Possession of Unprescribed Drugs that are Illegal in the United Kingdom

Murder

Arson

Theft

Involvement in illegitimate business

Purposely harming other people

Consumption of Meat

Article 3
The president may issue pardons for all of the above crimes, excluding the consumption of meat.