Ultamiya's November 4th Address of the Pimpville Crisis

Hello to all students of the Steel Valley High School. I represent all of my country in this message.

Right now, as many of you may know, we are in a "war", so to speak, with a few other members of the 9th grade. Or, at least that's what they call it. I came across a scene in one of my classes where a sophomore was handing out a declaration of war for everyone to sign.

The point is, this is not something we can get mixed in with school. It's not funny. It really isn't. I'm not laughing anymore. If someone takes it the wrong way, we feel that there could be a fight, or even bloodshed, and that's not a risk I want to take.

So please, you can do whatever you like, just stop with the talking, stop with the planning, and just stop mentioning the war in school. I want to stress that this is not funny. Seriously. If you want to talk about it on Facebook, by all means do so, but school comes first. I don't want classes being interrupted and problems happening because this is going around.

I ask all of you to stop. I do not want to hear another word about this war anywhere in school. Please.

As for the micronations and friends of Ultamiya.

I am not going to restrict you in joining the war or giving your opinion. Do whatever you feel is necessary. But just know that we might be in desperate need of your support. Ultamiya only has a limited number of people to work with.

That is all. Thank you.

Sincerely, David Salapa